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Ce ghinion ai si tu... l-ai nimerit fix pe asta de e ca-n bancul ala:

 

Un politist opreste un autoturism si ii spune domnului de la volan:

- Felicitari! Ati castigat 5.000 de lei pentru ca purtati centura de siguranta. Ce veti face cu banii?

- Pai, cred ca ... imi voi lua permisul de conducere!

Atunci, sare sotia sa:

- Nu-l ascultati! Asa face el, cand e beat!

Un om din spate:

- Stiam eu ca nu o sa ajungem prea departe cu masina asta furata!...

La care, se aude o voce din portbagaj:

- Ce, am trecut deja granita?!?...

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